Introducing jail bird Paris Hilton. She puts the "DUMB" in Dumb Blonde.
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter"
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk:
A: The cow fell on top of her.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired fro the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican:
A: Retardo.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
A: "Oh, only six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces.
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".
It is with great sadness that I tell you my blonde boy friend seriously burned his nose last night....He was bobbing for french fries.
She was so blonde that........
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said "sign here" she wrote "Aquarius".
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 months to figure out she could use it at night.
She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box because it said - "concentrate".
She got stabbed in a Shoot out.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.
When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: "Look, they've spelled MACY's wrong!!"
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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